No Metro

So, I let my patnaz convince me to buy some of those Bath Gloves that
you use in the shower....

"It leaves your skin smooth as eggs bro."

"I've never felt cleaner."

"It gets rid of all the dead skin cells."

"Jerking off in the shower has never been more pleasurable."

Okay....I made the last one up for comic relief, but you get the point.

So I went out and bought them.

Even though my manliness is just now coming to terms with my use of a
loofa.

After a couple weeks of using them, I've come to the conclusion that the
gloves are not for me.

I don't like em and now I look pretty dumb with a pair of Michael
Jackson gloves in my shower.

I should've just stuck with my loofa.

No metro.
(-:LonStar:-)