What Is This, Velvet?

It's 3:30 a.m., I'm very excited.....and very sleepy, but, it's time for
shit to get interesting.

M. Taylor & Lonnie G.
What Is This, Velvet?
Spring 2010
-Lonnie G./Lon-G/Lon Star/Tyler Durden

Floor Sweet Floor

If you have been paying close attention to the Lonnie G show.....you
know that sleeping on the floor is nothing new for THE unofficial
rockstar. When I was going through my troubles, the floor was always
there for me. However, I was sleeping on other people's floors....other
people's couches....which brings me to my announcement.....

I now have my own floor!!!!!!

Yes, I now have a place to call my own, my very own. I can turn my music
up as loud as I want, I can fix pancakes butt azz naked if I want, I can
come home at 4am....singing the Oscar Meyer theme song in a british
accent....if I want. Whatever I want to do, I can do it.

Grind pays....all I got is proof.

A big thank you to everybody who has helped me make it this far. I've
still got a long way to go so I can spend too much time looking in the
rear view mirror, but don't think that I don't appreciate everything.

(-:LonStar:-)

Chillin @ Chili's

Yep.....I still can't color in between the lines.
--Mr. Sorrells

Cat Nap

This cat is ALWAYS chillin outside my crib. Trying to rub up on my leg
and shit. Figured I would give the cat some shine.
--Mr. Sorrells

Wine-OH SHIT!

Never try to sneak a bottle of wine into a movie theatre......when you
pull the cork out, it makes a very loud popping noise and everyone in
the theatre will look at you.
(-:LonStar:-)

Electric Feel

I'm sitting here in the crib......

With no electricity........

Just MAD!!!

Lol....

Naw, I'm chillin.

What's going on people.....yea.....I haven't really been getting my blog
on.....because nothing I'm doing is really "blog-worthy" I guess.

I mean, who wants to here about me spending 9 hours in front of a
computer screen in a cubicle at work.

Who wants to hear about me going to doctor appointments, and going to
the grocery store to bring back bread.

Who wants to hear about my addiction to 5 hour energy drinks and
pancakes.

Oh....you....lol.

Well, I appreciate the support, I truly do. However, when my life is
blog worthy, and I'm getting the type of things accomplished that I set
out to do, you will know.

Right now....I'm getting the "Sweet 16s" Mixtape ready and saving up so
that I am able to go to the studio and record it.

(-:LonStar:-)

No Metro

So, I let my patnaz convince me to buy some of those Bath Gloves that
you use in the shower....

"It leaves your skin smooth as eggs bro."

"I've never felt cleaner."

"It gets rid of all the dead skin cells."

"Jerking off in the shower has never been more pleasurable."

Okay....I made the last one up for comic relief, but you get the point.

So I went out and bought them.

Even though my manliness is just now coming to terms with my use of a
loofa.

After a couple weeks of using them, I've come to the conclusion that the
gloves are not for me.

I don't like em and now I look pretty dumb with a pair of Michael
Jackson gloves in my shower.

I should've just stuck with my loofa.

No metro.
(-:LonStar:-)