FML !EXPLOSION! LMAO

Yo, I was not EVEN going to post this....but it was too wild no matter
how embarassing it was...sooo

I boiled an egg...

While cracking the egg...I held it in the sink under flowing water.....

The cold water cooled the boiled egg down...so when I was done peeling
the egg...I placed it in the microwave for a few seconds....

I put the egg on my plate and sit down to eat....

Raise the egg to my mouth....inch closer and closer to the egg...and as
my front tooth first penetrates the boiled egg....it immediately
EXPLODES. Burning the hell out of my lip and launching egg particles all
over the room.

FML

:-(

(-:LonStar:-)