Sex, Drugs, and PS3

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The Heartbreak Kid

WHERES MY GURL AT?!?!


Something odd is definitely floating in the air today. It feels like The Happening or something.

(I should use this post to comment on the Inauguration of Barack Obama.
It's a very beautiful moment and I'm ecstatic....back to my post)

Since the 8th grade, no girl has ever broken up with me. I've been broken up with once. Count it....1nce. I'm not trying to brag or
anything. I mean, I'm definitely not on any womanizer type shit....hell, I have severe ADD and don't have the attention span to focus on lying and running game on
numerous females at once. Here's the thing though, out of all the
girlfriends I've loved and left....only one of them do I still consider
a real ass friend. Even though we don't chill, we still casually kick
facebook messages back and forth and she is still a friend. Why is it
that I can't maintain friendships with my exes, I have no fucking clue.
I will try to take a stab at it though.

I'm a good ass dude period and I say that with no ego whatsoever,
believe me. I have treated my women like Queens, given them the world,
been their everything, etc. I think that when a man of my calibre
leaves, the effects on the newly single woman can be traumatic, even
life changing. This is most likely because the chances of finding
another nigga like me are slim as Alley McBeal(google Calista
Flockhart). If you know me, you know I'm a keep it real. So why do I
deserve the Jasmine Sullivan, Lions, Tigers and Bears, Bust Windows Out
Of My Subaru, "This nigga ain't shit!", woopty woopty woop(yes, I
spelled it out)...why do I get that treatment. I don't deserve that
shit. Look, the number one rule in Lon-G's life is that I HAVE TO BE
HAPPY. If I am not happy, I do not function. Therefore, I have to do
whatever it takes to maintain my happiness. If that means leaving your
ass...so be it. Are you mad because I broke up with you instead of you
breaking up with me? If so....get the fuck over it. Are you mad that I
can find a good chick easier than you can find a good man? Sorry, but
that is NOT my fault. I could have NOT left you, cheated on you,
disrespected you, lied to you, etc., but no, that is not Lonnie. I keep
it 100% with you. I guess it all boils down to this quote....

"You want the truth??? You CAN'T handle the TRUTH!"

Cry me a river, rent a canoe or a peddle boat, and get over it. I am.
Had you not disrespected me, there still would've been a possibility of
us getting back together. Even after I broke up with you, I put pictures
of us in the photo frame I received for Christmas. Not minutes later,
you called me, talkin some 1996 Chicago BULLshit. I then took the
pictures out and retired your ass like MJ. Now fade away.

No more text messages insulting my character.
No more making up rumors.
No more TRYING to make yourself mad at me.
If you're going to be mad, be mad at your GOT DAMN SELF.

-G-

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